I’m sorry, you have been mislead.

You may have arrived at this page via an old google link. Due to my constant experimentation with content software, this happens often, but I think I can say that I am well-settled now, and Wordpress will be my last trial.

You will find the tale that brought you here, via the fiction links to your right. I have my erotica separated more or less by flavor rather than ingredients– that is, gay, straight, queer characters sit next each other on the shelf. Clicking on any category will open its contents to you, and I wish you the joy of the hunt!

If you are looking for my handcrafted wooden dildos, they reside at dendrophil.com