Literary Limericks

from a challenge on my home forum; Write limericks based on literature, and thus;

A.A. Milne;
When Winnie The Pooh wanted hunny
His antics were sweet, and so funny
Any child could
find the hundred-acre-wood
But Disney’s reaping the munny.

Coleridge;

There were nymphs that called Xanadu home
There was booze and good eats in the dome,
We were rolling and rocking
but a loan shark came knocking-
And we’ve forgotten the rest of the poem.

Write Limerics!